(609): I thought you wanted to talk?

(908):What part of “Lets have angry sex” means I want to talk?

 (703): I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.

(703): I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.

(765): If u ever apologize to me for “too-rough” sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely

(765): If u ever apologize to me for “too-rough” sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely

(+44): Remember that whole “don’t let me drink” thing? We should really start sticking to that.

(+44): Remember that whole “don’t let me drink” thing? We should really start sticking to that.

(412): We had sex and he ended up in the hospital… don’t know if I should be worried or proud.

(412): We had sex and he ended up in the hospital… don’t know if I should be worried or proud.

(757): I believe some people would call last night an orgy.

(757): I believe some people would call last night an orgy.

trusannindivaskr said: More please?

I try but sadly my creative energy is somewhat…reluctant at the moment. I’m sort of busy with RL stuff at the moment (and to be fair since the hiatus started other fannish things came along that grabbed my attention).
I have no intention of abandoning this blog (and in fact had planned to make some new ones somewhen this week) but updates won’t be coming very regularly right now.

(Obligatory reminder that you can all submit stuff, either ready-made texts or just send me a text with or without suggestions for which character it should be)

(212): He said it wasn’t ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.

(212): He said it wasn’t ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.

(706): Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.

(706): Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.

(917): She’s the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.

(917): She’s the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.