assholesinwonderland said: I just found this blog and I'm so glad I did! The posts are hilarious and it's quickly becoming one of my favourite blogs!!

Awww…thanks

That’s something I always love to hear

celebration10 said: This is perfect. You are perfect. I wish I could make you naked-breakfast in bed or something. You deserve it

Thanks :D

(+66): Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special

(+66): Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special

(909): The 3 of us think it’s time to start drinking.(1-909): 3?(909): Me, myself and I

(909): The 3 of us think it’s time to start drinking.
(1-909): 3?
(909): Me, myself and I

(609): I thought you wanted to talk?

(908):What part of “Lets have angry sex” means I want to talk?

 (703): I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.

(703): I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.

(765): If u ever apologize to me for “too-rough” sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely

(765): If u ever apologize to me for “too-rough” sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely

(+44): Remember that whole “don’t let me drink” thing? We should really start sticking to that.

(+44): Remember that whole “don’t let me drink” thing? We should really start sticking to that.

(412): We had sex and he ended up in the hospital… don’t know if I should be worried or proud.

(412): We had sex and he ended up in the hospital… don’t know if I should be worried or proud.

(757): I believe some people would call last night an orgy.

(757): I believe some people would call last night an orgy.